Oscar Yanes *
underhand was learned that the Government had ordered the newspaper not to mention the plague and would rather say that there was nothing. El Nuevo Diario, gomecista spokesman announced that "now are alarmed by the appearance of a strange disease: the English flu. And they come from the mother country a new disease, as Valdepeñas, chorizo \u200b\u200bde Extremadura, Manchego cheese, or elvers of Bilbao, the cold that bothers us often and get more colorful names, and do arbitrarily come from Spain, we are giving the name " El Beso de la Raza. " It also called "the plague of kissing."
José Pagés, owner of the shop's France, said that horizonte and El Jobo Pimentel had been a big scare, as published in the journal Pitorreos, a tale by Edgar Allan Poe called "The Red Death" and as soon as Don Juancho saw the governor, was outraged: "This
do to cast sheath and say that there fever! I do arrested the man! - Juancho said, and the prefect, General Carvallo, immediately sent the spy Frias for the newspaper.
The police arrived at the wording and facing El Jobo, said:
- Call that Edgar Poe, because they go to prison!
"He went," said the "Jobo" very seriously.
"Then the ring at all to the Rotunda. When I clarified to Frias was an American writer who was 60 years dead, stared at reporters and said: "With
who got a cock sucker, ah, I'm going to tell General Juancho me, pa 'see if he likes the joke ...
An old man, who was listening to the retreat of Pedro Elías Gutiérrez, in the Plaza Bolivar, rose from his chair to applaud and fell dead.
The guys who came from the Valley with large suitcases full of cachapas, now sold lemons. People drank lemonade and boiled lemon and gave anointing by the neck and chest.
The Government was unable to prevent "Dr. Salvador Cordova, Vargas Hospital - to be published in the newspapers call the Medical Society of Caracas to discuss the epidemic.
"The other night at the Metropolitan could not see the movie The Two Pillet, because everyone was coughing, commenting on the corner of racks.
People do not talk about The Fatal Ring, the best set of Pearl White, but Ambrozoin Syrup, indicated against Beso de la Raza, or the Bojote, also named to the plague. The apothecaries doubled their body to serve the public employees who came in demand for drugs.
Doctors banned amapuches, kisses and hugs. The couple, carrying her bottle of hydrogen peroxide and wet his lips with a cotton pad before kissing.
- Beware! - Mothers cried when they saw that the girls kept their bottle in the carriel.
* Published in the column so UNIVERSAL cosas.EL are
Friday April 15, 2011
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